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A long time ago, I was a child. (I started out as Cathy First from Colon, Mi.) For the past several years I’ve been an adult. A lot of things went on between those two stages of life; probably no more or no less than anyone elses. My husband and I moved to “da U .P” from southern Lower Michigan several years ago (yes we were trolls at one time). We owned and operated and operate Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins just north of Newberry, Michigan until May 2015. We have grown kids and grandkids (who all live downstate). My passion is life and all that Nature has to offer us and trying to photograph it in unique ways. Our intention in life is to see all that Nature has to offer us. We hope that you will be a part of our adventures as we cruise through our lives together. Come back often!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

HOMEWARD BOUND

If everything goes right we should be home late this afternoon.  Once we get home, it may be a while till I get back to Yooper Yarns.  There will be a lot of unloading and putting things in place (weather cooperating!).

But in the meantime, I thought I'd leave you with this;







To Be 6 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to

have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking
 in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming
 Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.


Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
 candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!


Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.



He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?'


Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.


'I meant my dress size, you f--ing retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.

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