I IS FOR
ICE STORMS, I think that is self explanatory
IRRESPON SIBLE PEOPLE
IVORY, it’s not that I don’t like ivory, but I don’t like the way it is/was obtained.
J IS FOR
JAZZ, I like all kinds of music, but this is not one of the kinds that I like.
JODHPURS, I wouldn’t look good wearing them and I wouldn’t even be seen in them!
K IS FOR
KALE, yep, there’s another food!
KIDNAPPERS AND KILLERS
L IS FOR
LICKETYSPLIT, I haven’t been able to move lickety-split in a long time, so why like it??
LIMBURGER CHEESE, WHO can eat that stinking stuff?? It smells like a polecat!
LYME DISEASE, I have seen what this has done to people.
M IS FOR
MACARANA, Kind of like the music, but thought the dance was dumb.
MAGIC, Even though I am from the Magic Capitol of the World, I don’t like magic tricks. I don’t mind the simple ones, but when it gets to making an elephant that is on fire disappear, I don’t like it because I can’t figure it out and I am dumb enough to set there and watch!
METRICS, I don’t get it; probably because it is math to me.
N IS FOR
NONE, I don’t like it when (hold on to your ears for this double negative) “I ain’t got none’”
NUMERATOR, see F for fractions.
O IS FOR
OINK, THAT sound means that there are pigs around and if those pigs are older than 6-8 months I really don’t want to be around them. Bad pig experience once….
OPERA, I guess there IS another form of “music” I don’t like…the only opera I care for is “Ava Maria”.
OX TAIL SOUP, It was bad enough eating tongue!
P IS FOR
PASSWORDS!!!! How many of those things do YOU have??!!
PROTRACTOR, they remind me of Miss Grimes 8th grade math class and I shudder….
Q IS FOR
QUITTER, one who quits, gives up
QUESTIONAIRRES…I’VE GIVEN UP FILLING OUT THOSE DAMN THINGS.
R IS FOR
RABIES, I was fortunate that the chipmunk didn’t have rabies, but I still had to endure 3 shots before we found out!
REPTILES in any form
RUST, I just can’t think of any good use for rust.
That brings us to the S's...for another day....