We have had a rough couple of days, or I should say DAN has. But his story will be another time and most of it is on FB if you want to catch the early version.
But I'm seriously thinking about posting this in the lobby.....
TO OUR GUESTS
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF;
1. Your cell phone doesn’t have a signal; most times OURS doesn’t either.
2. It rains, snows, sleets, hails, thunders, lightening or there are hoards of mosquitoes. It is called CAMPING. We’ll be glad to take credit for good weather…which is when we won’t hear anything from you.
3. Your computer doesn’t get our signal. 92% of our guests are able to get online at their site. An additional 3% have said it helps a lot if they remember to turn on their wifi. The other 5% already blame us for the weather, their lack of cell phone signal and GPS issues (it always seems more than 5% when someone is yelling though), so of course this is our fault too.
4. Your trusty GPS tells you to take a right and you end up someplace down a two track. We still rely on maps and a trusty old compass....AND REMEMBER, YOUR CELL PHONE WON'T BE OF ANY HELP!