“They” say knowledge is power.
First of all, just who is “they”??
Second, I HAVE POWER THIS MORNING AND I’M GOING TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!! I
learned from my mistakes and figure you might as well too.
DO NOT, UNDER
ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM MIRROR (OR ANY MIRROR) WITH
KA-BOOM!!! I inadvertently grabbed the wrong bottle this a.m. and
sprayed it on our 4’ mirror in the bathroom. As soon as the odor of the
spray reached my nose, I realized it was NOT the Windex.
proceeded to attempt to wipe it off and as I am wiping, my mirror
started SMOKING! I kid you not!!! I was expecting the spirit of Harry
Blackstone, the famous magician, to appear before my eyes! My MIRROR
smoked!! All of this even before a cup of coffee (which is probably the
blame for the whole incident).
Unless you are into creating illusions
and are practicing voodoo in your bathroom, do NOT use the Ka-Boom as a
cleaner for your mirrors! I have no idea what it would do to windows
and don’t care to find out!
And while we are talking about Ka-Boom and
these up-to-the-minute cleaners, I want to share some Product
Information with you.
First, there was ZAP! It does a great job of
cleaning but it sucked the oxygen out of the air for a distance of about
4 miles above the earth’s surface. That meant small planes, overhead,
could loose power. It was also good for turning rubber gloves into
sticky, gooey, ooze. Instructions tell you to use in a well ventilated
area, which is hard to do when a shower is normally 3’x3’.
KA-BOOM! Another powerful cleaner, and the potency wasn’t quite as bad;
you could breathe as long as you had a breathing tube connected to the
outside world. Now there is BAM! I haven’t tried it yet so no personal
What I DO want to know is, with ZAP, KA-BOOM and now
BAM, when will ZOWIE and SWISH be on the shelves?? I mean, the makers
of these products HAD to have hired a retired writer from the old Batman
and Robin series. Where else would they come up with the names for
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