I'M TOO LAZY TO GET RID OF ALL THOSE CHEVRONS!
Michigan's UP Declares War on the USA
> > President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone
> > rang.
> > "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said.
> > "'Dis here is Sven, over here at the Rod and Gun Club in White Pine,
> > Michigan .
> > Ve don't like some a yer policies so I am callin' to tell ya that we
> > are officially declaring war on ya!"
> > "Well, Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How
> > big is your army?"
> > "Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation, "there is
> > myself, my cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole, and the whole pool
> > team
> > from the Rod "
> > Barack paused, "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in
> > my army waiting to move on my command."
> > "Wow," said Sven, "I'll haf ta call ya back!"
> > Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is
> > still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
> > "And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.
> > "Vell sir, ve got two combines, a bulldozer, and Sigurd's farm
> > tractor."
> > President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000
> > tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
> > to
> > one and a half million since we last spoke."
> > "All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."
> > Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day... "President Obama, da
> > war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne!
> > We up an' modified Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da
> > cockpit, and four boys from the coffee shop haf joined us as vell!"
> > Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.
> > "I must tell you, Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000
> > fighter planes.
> > My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air
> > missile sites.
> > And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
> > "Two million you say?," said Sven, "l'll haf' to call you back."
> > Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am
> > sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
> > "I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack.
> > "Why the sudden change of heart?"
> > Vell, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
> > chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay ve can
> > feed two million prisoners."
> > MICHIGAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN GOD BLESS Michigan !
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