I'M TOO LAZY TO GET RID OF ALL THOSE CHEVRONS!
Michigan's UP Declares War on the USA
> > President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone
> > rang.
> > "Hello, President Obama," a heavily accented Norwegian voice said.
> > "'Dis here is Sven, over here at the Rod and Gun Club in White Pine,
> > Michigan .
> > Ve don't like some a yer policies so I am callin' to tell ya that we
> > are officially declaring war on ya!"
> > "Well, Sven," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How
> > big is your army?"
> > "Right now," said Sven, after a moment's calculation, "there is
> > myself, my cousin Knute, my next-door-neighbor Ole, and the whole pool
> > team
> > from the Rod "
> > Barack paused, "I must tell you Sven that I have one million men in
> > my army waiting to move on my command."
> > "Wow," said Sven, "I'll haf ta call ya back!"
> > Sure enough, the next day, Sven called again. "Mr. Obama, da war is
> > still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
> > "And what equipment would that be, Sven?" Barack asked.
> > "Vell sir, ve got two combines, a bulldozer, and Sigurd's farm
> > tractor."
> > President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Sven, that I have 16,000
> > tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
> > to
> > one and a half million since we last spoke."
> > "All right den, said Sven. "I'll be getting back to ya."
> > Sure enough, Sven rang again the next day... "President Obama, da
> > war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne!
> > We up an' modified Ole's ultra-light vit a couple'a shotguns in da
> > cockpit, and four boys from the coffee shop haf joined us as vell!"
> > Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat.
> > "I must tell you, Sven, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000
> > fighter planes.
> > My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air
> > missile sites.
> > And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
> > "Two million you say?," said Sven, "l'll haf' to call you back."
> > Sure enough, Sven called again the next day. "President Obama! I am
> > sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."
> > "I'm sorry to hear that," said Barack.
> > "Why the sudden change of heart?"
> > Vell, sir," said Sven, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long
> > chat over a few beers, and come to realize that there's yust no vay ve can
> > feed two million prisoners."
> > MICHIGAN CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN GOD BLESS Michigan !
- Cathy Clementz
- A long time ago, I was a child. (I started out as Cathy First from Colon, Mi.) For the past several years I’ve been an adult. A lot of things went on between those two stages of life; probably no more or no less than anyone elses. My husband and I moved to “da U .P” from southern Lower Michigan several years ago (yes we were trolls at one time). We owned and operated and operate Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins just north of Newberry, Michigan until May 2015. We have grown kids and grandkids (who all live downstate). My passion is life and all that Nature has to offer us and trying to photograph it in unique ways. Our intention in life is to see all that Nature has to offer us. We hope that you will be a part of our adventures as we cruise through our lives together. Come back often!