To survive the next 4 years, there are new PC terms that you will need. And the list keeps growing every day.
It is no longer called global warming, but something to do with climate change.
It is no longer called acts of terrorism, but something along the lines of man made disasters (heck, I can't keep up...don't look at me!!)
So, here are some more terms that you want to tuck away to refer to sometime during the next 4 years;
A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled.
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Bald - comb-free
Bald - folically independent
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Censorship - Selective Speech
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
Clumsy - uniquely coordinated
Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Cowboys - bovine control officers
Crackpot - certified astrological consultant, certified crystal therapist, or certified past-life regression hypnotist
Crime Rate - street activity index
Dead - living impaired
Dead - metabolically challenged
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Earthquake - geological correction
Fail - achieve a deficiency.
Fat - person of substance
Full of Crap - fecally plenary
Gang - Youth Group
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Homeless - residentially flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Ignorant - knowledge-based nonpossessor.
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Large Nose - nasally gifted
Logger - Wood Weasel
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path
Not with somebody at the moment - romantically challenged –
Off - energy-efficient
Old - chronologically gifted
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Prostitute - sex care provider
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Rudeness - Tact Avoidance
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - vertically challenged
Spendthrift - negative saver.
Thirsty - osmotically challenged
Tone Deaf - musically delayed
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - aesthetically challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
Vice President - Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Vocal Minority - target equity group
White American - racially challenged
White Boy - rhythmically challenged
Wrong - differently logical.
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