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A long time ago, I was a child. (I started out as Cathy First from Colon, Mi.) For the past several years I’ve been an adult. A lot of things went on between those two stages of life; probably no more or no less than anyone elses. My husband and I moved to “da U .P” from southern Lower Michigan several years ago (yes we were trolls at one time). We owned and operated and operate Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins just north of Newberry, Michigan until May 2015. We have grown kids and grandkids (who all live downstate). My passion is life and all that Nature has to offer us and trying to photograph it in unique ways. Our intention in life is to see all that Nature has to offer us. We hope that you will be a part of our adventures as we cruise through our lives together. Come back often!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009


Remember, guys...we love ya....and I have highlighted my favorites..ones I can relate to....

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He does not: Hog the blankets He is: Thermally unappreciative

He is not: Unsophisticated He is: Socially malformed

He does not: Eat like a pig He suffers from: Reverse bulimia

He is not: A sex machine He is: Romantically automated

He is not a: Male chauvinist pig He has: Swine empathy

He is not: Quiet He is a: Conversational minimalist

He is not: Afraid of commitment He is: Monogamously challenged

He does not have a: Fabulous rear end He has achieved: Buttocks perfection

He is not: Stupid He suffers from: Minimal cranial development

He does not: Get lost all the time He discovers: Alternative destinations

He is not: Balding He is in: Follicle regression

You do not: Buy him a drink You initiate an: Alcohol-For-Conversation exchange

He does not: Fart and belch He is: Gastronomically expressive

He does not get: Falling down drunk He becomes: Accidentally horizontal

He does not: Act like a total jerk He develops a: Case of rectal-cranial inversion

He is not: Short He is: Anatomically compact

He does not have a: Rich daddy He is a: Recipient of Parental Asset Infusion

He does not: Constantly talk about cars He has a: Vehicular addiction

He does not have a: Hot body He is: Physically combustible


  1. Loved these too!
    Thanks for my laugh today.
    They are saying 90 degrees???? Wanna place any bets???

  2. Retired one...does any of these remind you of some one you know??


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