I was on my new computer yesterday, trying out different bells and whistles. I opened up a program that was on my desk top. I can’t remember the name of it now, but at first it tried to connect to the Net and I clicked no. Then under THAT screen was another screen. Within that screen was a photo of this very ugly looking woman. I thought “Who in the hell is that and what is that ugly person doing here?”
I looked at the photo a little while longer and realized it was some sort of a video, so I figured it must be a demonstration of some kind for this program. She was moving so slowly. I thought it must be the video needed time to “catch up” with the open program.
While I was waiting for this video to finish loading, I got to looking around at the various tools on that program. I noticed every time I moved, this double chinned, ugly woman did too…IT WAS ME!! I’d turned on the webcam!
After I got over the shock of how much I don’t look like myself (or at least the way I THOUGHT I looked) I laughed out loud!
Some of the other tools on there allowed me to “morph” myself. I checked to see if any of them had already been put to use because I just couldn’t believe that ugly person was ME! NOPE, none of those had been used, so what the heck! I couldn’t look much worse so I tried some of them out. What a HOOT! I didn’t think it was possible to make that woman on the screen look any worse, but I could! Just a click here or a click there! I could even make smoke come out of my head!
I can't wait to set Dan down at the computer and try this on him!
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