I forgot to mention in my previous post, my downstate best friend said I should get electric socks. (BTW, I HAVE had the battery operated socks before and I didn't have much success. Maybe they have improved them over the last 15 years). She mentioned this after I told her I was wearing my winter boots in the house today.
I emailed back and told her that it might not be a good idea for me to try electric anything.
I have been generating so much electricity today that when I touched the light switch in the laundry room, it SSSSNAPPPED! And the carbon monoxide detector that is plugged in the outlet on the same switch chirped at me! Later I went to the kitchen to refill my water jug and I had hardly even touched the faucet and it SSSSNAPPED at me too. It must be the fact that I've got these boots and various socks on causing me to have my own little power house. I have enough current in me that I could probably power our home for an hour or two. My hair looks like it was cut by good old Albert Einstein. THE SOUTH KEEPS LOOKING BETTER AND BETTER TO ME!!!!
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6 days ago