This is an actual letter from an Austin, Texas woman sent to the American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-awardwinning letter.
OK, so you may be wondering where the letter is; why it isn't printed here. The reason is, although this letter is hilarious, it could offend some people...and I don't want to risk that. If you want a copy of the letter, please feel free to email me at email@example.com.
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