Sydney brothel offers fuel-price relief
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - A Sydney brothel, reckoning high oil prices are hurting business, is offering customers fuel-price relief.
The legal brothel in the western suburbs is advertising in Sydney newspapers a discount of 20 Australian cents a litre (17 cents Cdn) for customers carrying gas station receipts.
Madam Kerry said the impact of high fuel prices on disposable incomes was hurting the sex industry.
"We have gone quieter with the high petrol prices and we wanted to find a way to give something back to our clients," Kerry said.
Do you suppose they have some catchy slogan for this? Something like Sex is good for gas?? Free fill up with every $100 purchase (or visa versa)?? I guess you have to give the Madam credit for thinking like a shrewd business person! Maybe they will give out discounted phone cards for phone sex??? All that comes to mind is a mental picture of that redneck guy (“Has it got a Hemmy in it?”) going off to fill up his truck.
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