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A long time ago, I was a child. (I started out as Cathy First from Colon, Mi.) For the past several years I’ve been an adult. A lot of things went on between those two stages of life; probably no more or no less than anyone elses. My husband and I moved to “da U .P” from southern Lower Michigan several years ago (yes we were trolls at one time). We owned and operated and operate Clementz’s Northcountry Campground and Cabins just north of Newberry, Michigan until May 2015. We have grown kids and grandkids (who all live downstate). My passion is life and all that Nature has to offer us and trying to photograph it in unique ways. Our intention in life is to see all that Nature has to offer us. We hope that you will be a part of our adventures as we cruise through our lives together. Come back often!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

THE CORPORATE STRUCTURE



CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God.

PRESIDENT
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT
Barely clears a Quonset hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can’t fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

GENERAL MANAGER
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
Dog paddles
Talks to animals

MANAGER
Recognizes a locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Cay stay afloat with a life preserver
Talks to walls

TRAINEE
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building
Says “Look at the choo-choo!”
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
SHE IS GOD!

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