It won’t be long and we’ll hear the charcoal being dumped in the grill, the lighter fluid being enthusiastically squirted onto said charcoal, the hopefull cry of “One match’ll do ‘er!” and the resonant WHOOSH!!! as flames screech by the front of your body and singe off your eyebrows.
Your friends encourage you to suck it up and have another beer, after all those eyebrows DID look like a caterpillar crawling across your forehead, and besides, didn’t you do that once in high school by getting to close to a Bunsen burner?? Same thing happened then, remember?? You had eyebrow ashes scattered across your lab table and your partner, Suzie, freaked, remember???
You are about ready to put on the steaks and burgers when you realize that you have charcoal and flames escaping out of the bottom of your grill!!! What is this?? A hole has rusted through?? (Or did it burn through??) NOT TO WORRY!!!! YOU CAN PICK UP A FREE YOOPER BBQ GRILL AT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING STORES (of course, not ALL of these brand stores are even IN the U.P!):
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