There have now officially been two times in the past 13 years that I have said “Now, I’ve seen it all!”
Yesterday, while traveling on M-28 to the Soo, we had to participate in some road construction. Our participation consisted of sitting and waiting. We managed to time it right so we could merrily participate going TO the Soo and on our way BACK home. Fortunately the wait, either way, was not that long. You know that we were the only ones on the road in a hurry; HA!
On the way back, we were second in line at the stop sign which presented us with the opportunity to critique the latest MDOT fashion being worn by the person responsible for turning the sign from PROCEED SLOWLY to STOP. We discovered that this person was very innovative with his or her (couldn’t tell that at ALL) MDOT issued hard hat. The hard hats do not offer much protection from the sun; after all they are not designed to be a sun bonnet. This revolutionary individual designed what has to be the first EVER hard hat sun bonnet! The creator had used a piece of cardboard and what looked to be the equivalent of a roll of duct tape. He/She had apparently fashioned a hole in the center of a piece of cardboard that fit over the hard hat to the brim of the hard hat. In order to secure the cardboard to the hat, duct tape was used (and LOTS of it for it almost obliterated one’s view of the original hard hat). I’m not quite sure what would happen in a strong wind. I have no doubt that the cardboard would stay quite attached to the hard hat. My concern is that the wearer of the “hat” might end up with whiplash!
The first time I said “I’ve seen it all” was during grouse season. Dan and I were on our way to a Yooper party which was out in the boonies. We were driving past a field which had a knoll. On this knoll was the ONLY tree in the field. By the tree, there was a hunter and his bird dog. Walking towards the hunter and dog was another person carrying a large, flat, square box. “Weird” we thought. THEN we saw the car parked along side the road. The car had a large sign on top that said “PIZZA DELIVERY”! Now, you are probably thinking to yourself THAT IS pretty WEIRD; a hunter having pizza delivered out in the middle of a field, down a dirt road, miles from civilization. Uh, huh…that is NOT the weird part! The weird part is that he even got his cell phone to work out there! (For those of you who aren’t aware of this little known fact; our area was first considered for the Verizon cell phone commercial that utters those famous 5 words…”Can you hear me now?” Problem was that NO, they couldn’t hear me now! Or later! Or anytime in between!)
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